Ariana: I can say my dog sucks, that's a different story.
Noam: Oh, I remember your dog

He is a baglady. ---Mr. Vaughn, on Socrates

Alyssa, will you be my fallback prom for date? ---Rose

"He's annoying and talks about people behind their back, kind of like what I'm doing right now." --Deren

Mom: why are there so many gay people?
Deren: because they're a minority.