Noam: Dude, integrals!
Mo: Dude, integrals!
Guy who works at Espresso Royale: Did you just say "dude, integrals?"

"I like pacting!" --noam

"I got near you and my pants started moving." --Ray to Domier

"Did you know that there's a fear of being claustrophobic?" --annie kramer

Mo: i have been beating my brother lately

Ariana: I popped my finger out of my joint today
Noam: Why? That's awful! Or something.

(22:41:47) bananagenes: guess what i'm wearing
(22:41:50) roamnoth: pants
(22:41:51) bananagenes: oh wait, i forgot

Mo: because I like T
Noam: Haha like the drink!

"wow, you have a sticky head." --Ray

Mr. Vaughn: Every time you masturbate, millions of sperm die, and you're killing potential humans.
Ariel: and a kitten!

roamnoth: dont EVER INVOLVE WYSOCKI in a conversation about romance EVER AGAIN

jade ignition: jingle bells played using croutons as musical instruments, therefore making them vibrate!

bananagenes: yes totally

bananagenes: that would be like

bananagenes: arousal to the max on ice

Noam: Which one of you loves me more?
Mo: ME!
Ariana: oh sorry, I was listening to the ocean.

"Maybe that rock is genetically engineered!" --me

Mo: bye suicidal butterfly!
Ariana: say goodbye, this may be the last time you see it.

"So far, this mspp is better than the last one, COMBINED." --me

Me: but croutons aren't dirty.
Noam: Well now they are, now that we're having sex on them.

(20:12:32) bananagenes: abby says he believes that i'm not a perv though
(20:12:39) roamnoth: um he does?
(20:12:42) roamnoth: hes wrong

"mmm hard and rich that's how I like my men." --me

"I'm afraid of sexual contact."--Domier

Mr. Vaughn: but instead of knowledge people have?
Ariel: belief
Mr. Vaughn: and even worse than belief, they have?
Ariel: Religion!

Ariana: Cat is to kitten as dog is to...
Noam: Mitten!

"my pulp is NOT hairy" --Noam

"that's my uncle dan!" --Fred

"they have too much fat, I'm trying to stay--OOH CINNAMON ROLL!" --Noam

"fate tried to rip us off." --Deren

Michael: what's a vegetable that starts with the sound of "four"?
Domier: foreplay!

Noam: would you like some milk?
Kirill: I don't do drugs!

"You have issues and I have tissues." --Deren

"You know, rain is really just juice that fell from the sky." --Deren

"YOU'RE the one who wanted to eat penguins" --Deren to my dad

"To honor the dead person, you don't go in the dead person's bathroom." --Deren

"Ariana really enjoys it when I'm suicidal" --Noam

"Oh dude it says 'Danger: Made in USA'!" --Deren

Okay everyone... the point of this thing is to get all my quotes from this year together and keep adding so that i don't lose all of them in the abyss of the internet and random papers. Hopefully it will be easy enough to update that I'll do it.