Ariana: I can say my dog sucks, that's a different story.
Noam: Oh, I remember your dog

He is a baglady. ---Mr. Vaughn, on Socrates

Alyssa, will you be my fallback prom for date? ---Rose

"He's annoying and talks about people behind their back, kind of like what I'm doing right now." --Deren

Mom: why are there so many gay people?
Deren: because they're a minority.

Ariana: Are any of your grandparents still alive?
Noam: Nope.
Ariana: Okay good.

Noam: HAH! now you know someone I like!
Ariana: Jesus???
Noam: Yep!

Ariana: Do you ever just wanna squash your eye in?
Noam: Uhhhh nope, can't say that I have!

bananagenes: my hygiene is inversely proportional to the amount of homework we have!!!!

flicker of night: i wanna go to rome
roamnoth: dude, i bet you will meet a european pop star
roamnoth: and he will turn you straight
flicker of night: hahahahaha
flicker of night: and then
flicker of night: he'll actually be a bastard
flicker of night: and he'll turn me even more lesbian.
flicker of night: because he can't sing.

"It's the wear and tear of being a banana."
~Iiaeaux